| ID | Interpret | Skladba | Album | |
| 1. | the Blah-ger | Oh say can you HEAR by the Digi-Crap Cyst-Em ? | Scanner |  |
| 2. | the Blah-ger | Yeh Baby... I bumped the Knob... Now I Can Sleep Tonight !! Emergency Examples 101 | Scanner | |
| 3. | the Blah-ger | 1 Minute and 26 Seconds to pass on 10 Seconds of Information ! WOW ! | Scanner | |
| 4. | the Blah-ger | So Little RF To Pass Around... | Scanner | |
| 5. | the Blah-ger | PROOF: In A Dead Zone - Emergency Buttons Do Not Work ! HIGWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE !! | Scanner | |
| 6. | the Blah-ger | If 911 and Radio Maintenance TEST So Often, WHEN are they Going To PASS the TEST ? | Scanner | |
| 7. | the Blah-ger | PROOF: In A Dead Zone - Emergency Buttons Do Not Work ! HIGWAY TO THE DANGER ZONE !! | Scanner | |
| 8. | the Blah-ger | How Is It That Unimportant Crap Sounds Good, EMERGNECY TRAFFIC is Garbled ? | Scanner | |
| 9. | the Blah-ger | Justa Sum Klips Frum Da Air-Eia | Scanner | |
| 10. | the Blah-ger | A Year Lat r and T is Cyst-Em Is till hoppy ! SAY WHAT ? | Scanner | |
| 11. | the Blah-ger | Van 2 to LAH, Van 6 to Dr. Dickhead... Kick My Alarm Again 911 ! | Scanner | |
| 12. | the Blah-ger | What Do You Mean... Not Dispatched From This Center ? Who Did, DAMN IT !! | Scanner | |
| 13. | The Blah-ger | This Audio Clip Is Dedicated To Motorola - System Failure # 6,888 / Folder 7 / Volume 666 | Scanner | |
| 14. | the Blah-ger | From DEAD SPOTS to CYST-EM Failure, 911 is PLAYING with LIVES ! | Scanner | |
| 15. | the Blah-ger | Moto Say If You Want Good System, Rook At EF Johnson and Others... | Scanner | |
| 16. | the Blah-ger | Van 2 to LAH, Van 6 to Dr. Dickhead... Kick My Alarm Again 911 ! | Scanner | |
| 17. | The Blah-ger | This Is A Dramatization - It Couldn't Possibly Happen... Right ?? | Scanner | |
| 18. | the Blah-ger | When Things Are Going Good, Get The Commissioners Involved... They Are Pros At Screwing Things Up ! | Scanner | |
| 19. | The Blah-ger | This Audio Clip Is Dedicated To Motorola - System Failure # 6,888 / Folder 7 / Volume 666 | Scanner | |
| 20. | the Blah-ger | Blips of Scrambled Eggs - Burps of a Full Cyst-Em ! | Scanner | |
| 21. | the Blah-ger | It's Nice To See Our Money Being Wasted On Crap Like This ... | Scanner | |
| 22. | the Blah-ger | No Signal Can Lead To Delayed Response - Lesson 101 | Scanner | |
| 23. | the Blah-ger | I Got It ! When There Is A Fire, Call Our Station By Phone... What A Great Way To Dispatch ! | Scanner | |
| 24. | the Blah-ger | We Know The Who, What and When, but WHERE ? | Scanner | |
